Friday, November 26, 2010

Nine years later

Last night I had a bit of nostalgia while sitting at the Willow Creek Theater, catching Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows for the second time with the family. It suddenly hit me that it was nine years ago on Thanksgiving that I went with my family to first see Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone. How life runs in circles!

Nine years ago I was a sophomore in high school. Holy crap. A lot has changed. I started writing after seeing the movie. I'd never written before... I mean outside of school-work and AOL messenger. That was about it, but thereafter I came to enjoy writing for fun. I don't know how many hundreds, probably thousands, of pages I've written since that day, but in some small part it all comes back to nine years ago.

Life changes, people come and go. I've learned a lot, changed quite a bit, and I've grown up with Harry alongside. It's a strange, perhaps dorky, thing that it has had such a profound influence on the last nearly decade of my life, but then again I look at what others hang on to and I wonder if maybe it isn't so preposterous after all.

I'm working on setting up an independent study this spring on common narratives in contemporary preaching with Harry Potter as its focus. My initial course title idea is "Preaching Harry Potter: HP as preeminent sermon symbol". Here's the gist of it: we don't have shared narratives these days in the same way that my parents, grandparents and great-grandparents did. We don't work the same kinds of jobs (agriculture, farming, mining, stocks, whatever). These days our jobs, families, and private lives are as diverse as could be. And so we don't know each other anymore; we don't share things, and we especially don't share common stories.

So, this makes preaching difficult. With few common lived narratives, there are precious few things that everyone can relate to. Preachers are forced to use either church-y symbols that don't have any meaning to people for the rest of the week, symbols that they themselves find meaningful (which will connect with only a small proportion of the congregation), or stories from the news and symbols in popular culture.

But our news stories are so diversified and polarized along politic lines that outside of massive events like September 11 we don't share the same news. And even when we do, our opinions cloud the way we relate to any shared national or local, political narrative. A preacher who uses primarily the news as example will undoubtedly alienate.

So what are we left with?

Well, I think there are only a few things we still share communally. Sports is one. Even if you don't follow football or baseball it remains a shared, local narrative that is meaningful to a group of people. Yet, I don't think sports are quite universal; the divides here are more along gender lines than anything else. There are plenty of women who enjoy football and men who enjoy swimming or gymnastics, but when you talk about one or the other you are inevitably bringing up inherent divisions.

So, the only thing I can think of that bridges all these gaps is a story, one so powerful and persistent that it speaks both to young and old, white and black, male and female. It is the story of our lives, even if we think it is only the story of a young wizard boy. I get a little agitated, I must admit, when I see young people dressed up like witches and wizards for midnight showings and book releases, because the point of HP is not to try to leave this world for a better one in which you can cast spells. No, the point is that you are already Harry, you are already Hermione, you are Ron or Luna or Snape or Malfoy or Dobby, and you are going to go through the same things they do. Magic is incidental to the narrative that we all share. That is the power that nine years later I still feel. It is the reason I want to share a story. This story is big enough to mean something. It's big enough to be preached, because it points inevitably back to what is true and good in this world. The gospel of Harry Potter is that we are Harry, saved before we could do a thing about it. That is a symbol we can all hold to.

Tuesday, November 23, 2010

Chess Problem #4

Another problem from a second game against Michael Dokken:



FIDE swiss, Chess Castle
Johnson, Frank (2296) vs. Dokken, Michael (1930), 180
8
7
6
5
4
3
2
1
abcdefgh
0
(white to move)
1.e4c5
2.Nf3d6
3.d4cxd4
4.Nxd4Nf6
5.Nc3g6
6.Be3Bg7
7.f3O-O
8.Qd2Nc6
9.Bc4Bd7
10.h4Ne5
11.Bb3Qa5
12.O-O-ORfc8
13.g4b5
14.h5Nc4
15.Bxc4bxc4
16.Bh6Bh8
17.Nf5Bxf5
18.gxf5Rab8
19.hxg6hxg6
20.Bf8Rxf8
21.Rxh8+Kxh8
22.Qh6+Kg8
23.Nd5Qxd5
24.exd5Rb5
25.fxg6Rfb8
26.Rh1fxg6
27.Qxg6+Kf8
28.Rh8+
 

Friday, November 19, 2010

Review: Deathly Hallows part 1

Saw the HP movie last night at midnight.  Here are my initial thoughts:

It was nicely done, included enough of the books to appeal to HP fanatics and was intriguing--I hope--for non-HP fans.  It lacked the piecemeal quality that so many of the earlier films did.  There was honest dialogue and a good mix of action and intrigue.  Also, there were some really fun moments.  The scene in the Ministry of Magic with the Polyjuice Potion was classic, well acted, and fun to see the actors retaining Harry, Ron and Hermione's characteristics.  Just loved that.

But the scene that made this movie for me was the retelling of the Tale of the Two Brothers by Hermione.  I thought this was going to be hard to re-create in film, but the ink blots were fantastic.  Whoever decided to do it that was a freaking genius.

Only some small things that bugged me.  Seriously, would it have been so hard to put in Wormtail choking himself to make the silver hand relevant?  But let's be honest, you're never going to make a Harry Potter fan completely happy.

Anyway, it was a good movie--not the best I've ever seen but enjoyable and hitting close to the heart of what HP is all about, and I'm really looking forward to the sequel.

Tuesday, November 16, 2010

Chess Problem #3

From an ICC 5-minute game. Black to move.



ICC 5 0, Internet Chess Club
BlackDay (2217) vs. bobfishrules (2212), 300
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
hgfedcba
-4
Result: black won
1.d4Nf6
2.c4g6
3.Nc3Bg7
4.e4d6
5.Nge2O-O
6.Ng3e5
7.d5Na6
8.Be2h5
9.Bg5Qe8
10.Rb1Nh7
11.Be3f5
12.exf5gxf5
13.Bxh5Qe7
14.Bd2Nc5
15.b4Nd3+
16.Kf1e4
17.Be2Nxf2
18.Kxf2e3+
19.Bxe3f4
20.Bd4fxg3+
21.Kg1Bg4
22.Bxg4
 

Monday, November 15, 2010

And now for something completely different... poker

This isn't about Harry Potter: I realize I have become fairly obsessed with HP recently. I really don't think about this as much as I post about it, but my public identity has become A) Harry Potter, and B) everything else.

However, I do other things in life, including weekly poker night at the seminary on Saturday nights. This last Saturday I lost money for, I think, only the second time this year, but it came on an interesting hand. So, for those of you who care about poker (which may be nobody), here is what happened.  I'll tell you what I had, and figure out what I did wrong (or right) in this hand.

Blinds are 5 cents/10 cents.  I'm the dealer and I have KJ of clubs.  There are five players in the hand.  The first two to act both fold, so I raise to $0.30.  Ken in the small blind and Josh in the big blind both call.

The flop comes 7clubs/8clubs/10hearts.  Ken checks, Josh bets $0.30, I raise to $1.00.  Ken and Josh both call.

The turn is a 6 of hearts.  Ken checks.  Josh bets $2.00.  OK, now it gets interesting.  I have committed $1.30 to the pot, so the pot is $3.90 before Josh's bet.  So I have to commit $2.00 to a $5.90 pot.  I'm assuming at this point that Josh has a 9, so he made his straight and I am losing, but I can take the pot with a 9 or a club.  That leaves me with potentially 12 outs out of 45 unknown cards.  That's a little better than 1/4, which is about what I'm getting on my call with implied odds.  So, I make the call.

Then things really get interesting.

Ken goes all-in behind me.  Now, Ken had about $10 before this hand started, Josh had about $12 and I had $7.30.  Josh calls immediately.

Oh dear.  So now I have committed $3.30 to the pot and I have $4.00 remaining.  The pot I can win is about $18.00.  So, basically I am getting 4-18 on my money.  In other words, if I'm getting 22% to win I should be making this call.

I ran the numbers.  I'm thinking they both have a 9.  If they have nothing else of import I can win the hand with one of the two other 9s or the other 8 clubs.  So, best case I have 10 outs.  10/44 (plus the two unknown cards from their hands). 10/44 is... 22.7%... brilliant.  So I'm right at that boundary.  I decided to go for it and make the call.  Probably the wrong decision.

Ken shows 9/9, and Josh has 10clubs/Qclubs.

Disaster.  Josh has two of my clubs, so I'm only getting 8/42 or 19%.  My outs are the other two nines, and the remaining 6 clubs (2,3,4,5,6,A).  Sadly, the river came up blank.

So... was I right or wrong?  What would you have done?  When would you have gotten away from the hand, or would you?

Sunday, November 14, 2010

Chess Problem #2

From my game with Michael Dokken today at the Chess Castle.



Sunday Quad, Microsoft
Johnson, Frank (2296) vs. Dokken, Michael (1930), 300
8
7
6
5
4
3
2
1
abcdefgh
0
(white to move)
1.d4d5
2.Bf4Nf6
3.Nf3c5
4.e3Nc6
5.c3Qb6
6.Qb3c4
7.Qc2Bf5
8.Qc1e6
9.Nbd2Be7
10.Ne5Nh5
11.Nxc6Qxc6
12.Be5f6
13.Bg3Nxg3
14.hxg3O-O
15.Nf3b5
16.Nh4Bg6
17.Nxg6hxg6
18.Be2b4
19.Qc2Kf7
20.f4bxc3
21.bxc3Rab8
22.Kd2Rb6
23.Raf1Rfb8
24.Qxg6+Kxg6
25.Bh5+Kf5
26.e4+dxe4
27.g4#
 

Monday, November 8, 2010

Minneapolis Open games

My games from the Minneapolis Open




Minneapolis Open, Microsoft
Johnson, Frank (2278) vs. Charantelli, Samarth (1616), 300
8
7
6
5
4
3
2
1
abcdefgh
0
(black to move)
1.e4e6
2.d4d5
3.Nc3Nf6
4.Bg5Be7
5.e5Nfd7
6.h4h6
7.Bxe7Qxe7
8.Qd2a6
9.f4c5
10.Nf3Nc6
11.O-O-Ob5
12.dxc5Qxc5
13.Nd4Nxd4
14.Qxd4Qxd4
15.Rxd4Nb6
16.b3Bd7
17.Bd3Ke7
18.h5Rhc8
19.Kd2Rc7
20.Rh3Nc8
21.f5Na7
22.fxe6fxe6
23.Rg4Kf8
24.Bh7Be8
25.Ne2Nc6
26.Nf4Re7
27.Rf3Bf7
28.Ng6+Ke8
29.Nxe7Nxe5
30.Nf5Nxf3+
31.gxf3exf5
32.Rxg7Rd8
33.Bg6Bxg6
34.Rxg6Ke7
35.Rxh6Ra8
36.Ke3Kf7
37.Kf4Rc8
38.Rxa6Rxc2
39.Kxf5Rh2
40.Ra7+Kg8
41.Kg6Rg2+
42.Kf6Rf2
43.Ke5Rxf3
44.Kxd5Rf5+
45.Kc6Rxh5
46.Ra5Kf7
47.Rxb5Rh6+
48.Kb7Ke8
49.a4Kd8
50.a5Rh7+
51.Kb8Rc7
52.Rd5+
 




Minneapolis Open, Microsoft
Tykwinski, David (1800) vs. Johnson, Frank (2296), 300
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
hgfedcba
0
(white to move)
1.e4c5
2.Nf3Nc6
3.d4cxd4
4.Nxd4Nf6
5.Nc3e5
6.Ndb5d6
7.Bg5a6
8.Na3b5
9.Nd5Be7
10.Nxe7Nxe7
11.f3d5
12.exd5Qxd5
13.c4bxc4
14.Nxc4O-O
15.Qxd5Nexd5
16.Be2Nf4
17.Bxf4exf4
18.O-OBe6
19.Rfd1g5
20.g3Nd5
21.Kf2a5
22.Rd4Nb4
23.Re4fxg3+
24.hxg3Rfd8
25.Re5h6
26.a3Nd3+
27.Bxd3Rxd3
28.Rxa5Rb8
29.b4Bxc4
30.Kg2Rd2+
31.Kh3Be6+
32.g4Rc8
 




Minneapolis Open, Microsoft
Johnson, Frank (2296) vs. Tang, Andrew (2100), 300
8
7
6
5
4
3
2
1
abcdefgh
0
(white to move)
1.d4d5
2.c4e6
3.Nc3Nf6
4.Nf3Be7
5.Bg5h6
6.Bh4O-O
7.e3b6
8.Be2Bb7
9.Bxf6Bxf6
10.cxd5exd5
11.b4c5
12.bxc5bxc5
13.Rb1Qe7
14.O-ORd8
15.Qb3cxd4
16.exd4Bc8
17.Nxd5Qd6
18.Nxf6+Qxf6
19.Ne5Rxd4
20.Bf3Qxe5
21.Bxa8Na6
22.Rfe1Qf5
23.Qf3Rf4
24.Re8+Kh7
25.Be4Rxf3
26.gxf3
 




Minneapolis Open, Microsoft
Russell, Reed (2043) vs. Johnson, Frank (2296), 300
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
hgfedcba
0
(white to move)
1.e4c5
2.Nf3Nc6
3.d4cxd4
4.Nxd4Nf6
5.Nc3e5
6.Ndb5d6
7.a4a6
8.Na3Be7
9.f3O-O
10.Be3Be6
11.Nc4b5
12.axb5axb5
13.Nxb5Rxa1
14.Qxa1d5
15.Nd2Nb4
16.Qc1d4
17.Bg5d3
18.Bxd3Nxd3+
19.cxd3Qxd3
20.Nc3Ng4
21.Nf1f6
22.Bd2Nh6
23.Qd1Nf7
24.Qe2Qd4
25.Ne3Bc5
26.Ncd1Rd8
27.Bc3Qa4
28.Bd2Bb3
29.g3Ng5
30.Rf1Ne6
 




Minneapolis Open, Microsoft
Johnson, Frank (2296) vs. Nagle, Sean (2460), 300
8
7
6
5
4
3
2
1
abcdefgh
0
(white to move)
1.d4Nf6
2.c4e6
3.Nf3Bb4+
4.Bd2Qe7
5.Qc2Bxd2+
6.Nbxd2d6
7.e3O-O
8.Bd3e5
9.O-Oh6
10.h3Re8
11.dxe5dxe5
12.Ne4Nbd7
13.Nfd2Nc5
14.Nxc5Qxc5
15.Ne4Nxe4
16.Bxe4c6
17.a3Be6
18.Rac1a5
19.Qc3a4
20.Rfd1Red8
21.Bf3Rxd1+
22.Bxd1g6
23.Be2Rd8
24.Rd1
 

Wednesday, November 3, 2010

Election coverage from Frank

Let me sum up the elections for those of you who haven't seen a newspaper (or know what a newspaper is).  This election we decided that what we need is change, so we voted in the Rebumblicans.  This is opposed to the previous election where we wanted change and voted in the Dumbocrats.  I continued being a good citizen and throwing away my vote for a party that will never hold office unless it comes in the form of a WWF wrestler who is certifiably crazy, though just as effective in office as anybody else.

Let me hazard a guess as to what will happen in the next election:  we will want change and vote D.  Then in the next election we'll want change and vote R.  I love politics.  It's like having the choice between pizza and steak every night.  If you have pizza on Monday, then you probably want to have steak on Tuesday, then when Wednesday comes along you think, "Man, I had steak yesterday, better be pizza!"  Then Thursday comes with the thought, "It's been two days since I've had steak!"  And so on and so on, ad infinitum.  Meanwhile, mac and cheese is sitting in the cupboard, feeling ignored.

All of this is ok... as long as you don't have any tea with dinner.