There’s a Lake
Wobegon-kind-of-story of a pastor who preached his Sunday morning sermon as he
did every week, got down from the pulpit, led the rest of the service, shook
hands with his parishioners, and then went home only to discover that over the
course of the week, much to his surprise, the members from the congregation
started doing the things he preached that they should do. He preached about
evangelism, so one of the flock went out and started knocking doors in their
town telling people about Jesus. The pastor personally thought this was a
little pushy, but it did seem to be the gist of what he was talking about. He
preached about helping the poor, so one of the flock bought a meal for a local
family, and then charged it to the church. So at least he was in the spirit of what the pastor had said even
if the practice was somewhat lacking. The pastor preached about how Jesus comes
before family and friends, and several members of the church reported back that
they took his advice and had kicked their adult children to the curb, who were
really just playing video games in their basement, anyway, most of the time.
At first the pastor rather liked this new congregation of
people who listened to him, but as the week wore on and new report after new
report reached his ears of congregation members doing outrageous things in
pursuit of the ideal he was preaching, he gradually became overwhelmed. So, he
got up in the pulpit the next Sunday and begged the people “Please, go back to
not listening to me!” he said. Because everybody had taken his advice and
things had gotten very complicated. And nobody was taking his advice in the way
he imagined they should be doing it. He had expected things to go one way, and
it had gone quite another. In the end, he concluded that it was much better when
the pastor’s preaching didn’t change a thing.
